De-Zombification, Nessie, and More!!!

I believe i have discovered a cure for the dreaded Zombie disease!!!!

So, you know Zombies eat brains, right? And they're SUPER slow all the time, and you can never understand what they say because everything sounds like they've got food in their mouth, probably because they're ligiments and joins and flesh, including the toungue, are decomposing. My brilliant plan will not only feed their neverending hunger for brains, but also make them faster so you can understand what they're talking about.

First, we must synthasize a LOT of brains. Then, we'll infuse them with caffine! Pure genius!!!

How did i stumble upon this sudden blast if intelligence? well, you see, i had some trouble getting out of bed this morning, and i acted and looked a bit like the walking dead. and all it took was a mug of coffee to clear that all up!!! i even look a little less dead. :D


i have also come to the conclusion that the Loch Ness Monster was trained as a Ninja. This is why no one can ever catch her.

I'd love to hear everyone elses theories. :D if you have any, please feel free to post them in the comments.


I was thinking about all the people who don't believe in any mythical beasts...not faeries, not vampires, not were-creatures--not even aliens, though those aren't really mythical--simply because there is no scientific proof that they could exsist.

Who ever said that everything had to be proved by science? Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Champie (in Lake Champlain), the Kraken, the Sphinx, the Chimera, Minataurs, Giants...everything needs to be explained to them!! who ever said they need explaining?

And then there are those don't believe in these fascinating beings because they don't think that the human race could possibly have a preditor, because we're apparently the "superior species."

who's to say that we don't have a preditor, something that hunts us? every other species has a preditor, every one. why should we be any different?

**sigh** i just think it's stupid to rule anything out. like the whole Kraken/Giant Squid issue. yeah, giant squids are huge. but why should that mean that there isn't something bigger out there, something that could swallow an entire ship? i mean, the ocean is so increadibly vast that it seems idiotic to rule out the fact that there could be something else out there that preys on ships and can gulp down the entire thing in a few swallows?

i dunno.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exsist. Children already know that dragons exsist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.
~G.K. Chesterton