Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Random Rants of a Girl Trying to Avoid Humanity

i'm really just kind of bored, so i decided i would come into the library. actually, no, i'm not just bored, i'm avoiding humanity for a few minutes. i AM allowed to avoid humanity, right? good, because i'm going to.

my friends dog, Ripley, will be the subject of my rants today. mostly because my life is boring and i really have nothing else to rant about, combined with the fact that Ripley is pretty damn awesome. :D

so yeah, Ripley seems to have this fascination with my head, and she kind of likes to chew on it when i'm over there. and then, also, she seems to think she's a lapdog, when really she's this huge golden retreiver that weights like five hundred million bajillion pounds. :P what a brat. she's also afraid of her reflection, watermellons, pizza boxes, ect, ect. you get the picture.

EEK! i need to call my daddy. BJ is going to come with me to his house this weekend, he just doesn't know it yet. i mean, her mom knows it, i know it, mom knows it, i think he's the only one left out of this. **looks like a cross of innocent and guilty**

xoxo,
Brii333

1 comment:

opinionated_teen said...

who's this BJ character?? Someone i should know about? i didn't think you had a dick...i guess i was wrong...

*shakes head dissapointedly*