Missing Socks

I have answered the great question. It will unriddle many riddles, and solve all problems of the cosmos.

Where do all the missing socks go?

Obviously, they are baby aliens. When they reach adolescence, they become pens. Ever had that confusing moment where a pen just randomly shows up, and you have no idea where it came from? Yeah, it used to be that favorite sock of yours that mysteriously disappeared when you put it into the washing machine.

And then, when all your pens start to mysteriously disappear, that's when the aliens become adults.

So, yeah. That's where all the socks go.

If you have any more of those rediculous questions like the one above, ask them. I will have the answer.

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